I wrote a song about it:
Snooze haze all in my brain
This ring tone just don't seem the same
Jeff is callin' but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I say "buh-bye"
$55 each! But it is worth it for the creators of goth. When Faris was born, we half-jokingly considered naming him "Robert Smith" after the lead singer of The Cure. They were one of my favorite bands growing up, and I still consider them a top 5 band of all time (at least the first 4 or 5 albums). But I didn't want to have an introvert for a son. Instead, I got a jabber-mouth.
Now I need to buy a bunch of black make-up and stay out of the sun for the next 10 days so I lose my tan and turn pasty white. I'm gonna need a few cans of hair spray. And all black clothes and black boots. I'm going to read The Gormenghast trilogy. Then I'm going to shun human contact until the concert so I am as introverted as possible.
Can't wait...

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